Elle Update (WTF?)

Geez....am I like her fuckin administrative assistant or sumthin? Evidently, the 'princess' is too fuckin busy to post her own shit so I've been 'anointed' to see that task gets accomplished.

(Kaaaaaaaaaay.... pretend I'm Elle....and, I may have paraphrased some ;)

"Aack! Hand lotion! Get me some hand lotion!" I've been working my ever-so petite fingers to the proverbial bone (shut up, Efen). As you may recall, my MIT was here from out west somewhere (I forget where exactly because I don't 'do west'). So, that kept me extremely busy because entertaining was part of my duties as well. She was very nice and all, shapely and attractive too. One night we had maybe 8 Grey Goose shots and she started getting all 'Oh Laura...you're so hot...I love the way your ample breasts strain against that silk top..uh...EFEN!!! Stop it...now!!! (Sorry...difficult to write as anyone 'cept myself;)

Ok....where were we? Oh yeah....so I've been very, very busy. I had an audit and I am very pleased to say I passed that with flying colors.

Tomorrow I have a meeting with my immediate boss as well as "The" senior vice president of operations. He's flying in from Atlanta and as I told y'all before, he's the #3 guy in the company, reporting only to the COO (Plus...he's very HOT).

So tomorrow will be filled with 'Oh Laura...you're doing such a fantabulous job, I don't think we could even exist without you'....you get the picture, one superlative after another :) I'm sure at some point he's going to offer me the new 'Head Honcho' job, the one I've been so patiently waiting for. But....along with that super-duper title comes the very real aspect that it will involve moving (oops....did I say too much?) Of course I will be all 'Thats no problem...I'll do whatever you need me to'. *Sigh*.....I guess thats a bridge to cross for another time.

I have already decided what to wear when I meet with the VP. Now, that in itself was no easy task. 14 different wardrobe changes, 4 different ways of wearing my hair, different make-up, different CFM shoes....I'm going for that 'business hot' look....but theres a very fine line between that and 'business slut', so I need to err on the 'side of grandma' ;)

Wish me luck y'all and I promise, I'll be back posting all of my own stuff very soon (Cuz we all know Efen is going to tire of this and say "Fuck it....not my responsibility"....he's such a baby. I'll have to send him some more pictures or something)