Summer Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, May 15, 2010
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours b eginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Since I haven't been 'mfed' in awhile..I thought I'd just throw this out ;)
Note: Part 2 of 'Pink Houses' still to come
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9 comments:
Thank you. I know my husband will appreciate this...especially important for me would be the Wal-Mart class.
He, he. The Husband will enjoy this. Although most of those do not apply to me! ;)
I can appreciate some fairer sex bashing. Very clever.
Woot! I had to laugh my ass off on most of these. I don't even consider parallel parking to be an option. LOL.
I would like to sign up for Classes 4, 5, 7, and 8 - and I'll teach Sex 101 for you and what it means when she says "I have a headache"
My husband needs to attend the talking during commericals one. Maybe he'll learn to shut up OR maybe he will find someone just like him to babble throughout shows for eternity. It is a win win.
J laughed his butt off!
LOL!! My hubby enjoyed this! Um, waiting on PART 2!!!!!!! (hint hint!)
I'm trying to think of something sassy to say - but I'm too busy giggling!!
XOXOXO
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