It's now 45 minutes til the blessed horn sounds (okay....I really don't have a horn but ya gotta admit, that would be sooooooooo fuckin cool!)
Been kind of a rough week, either that or I'm turning into a big-time fuckin wuss who can't handle 'the day to day' anymore. Hmmm......please lord, don't let it be the latter.
I actually have total weekend plans for a change. I mean plans other than the normal doin the yard shit, goin to 'SV', and watching football/baseball on TV (or re-runs of Law & Order). My best friend, a guy I've known since we were 9 (and went to grade school, HS, and college together) and now lives in Kansas City, is coming in tomorrow for the weekend and we're going to 'SV' Saturday night to watch the Missouri-Texas game and then Sunday we're going down to the stadium to watch the Cowboys slaughter my fuckin hapless Rams. Oh, and I have to get the grass cut before he gets in. Hmmmm.....ya know, other than my buddy coming in, my plans really aren't that fuckin different than any other weekend.
One of the girls at 'SV' asked me if I had any extra tickets for the game Sunday (I do) because she and a girlfriend really wanted to go. Okay, this is known as a 'dilemma'. Why would two girls, both extremely hot and both extremely 'doable', with boobs 'out to here' cause a dilemma you ask?
The answer is really pretty simple. When these girls are together, they get drunk. I'm not talking the slurring of some words and being a little off-balance drunk. I'm talking screaming 'FUCK YOU' at the top of their lungs drunk. I'm talking showing their boobs at the drop of a hat drunk. I'm talking the likely hood of having to carry their drunk asses because they have fallen down drunk drunk. Don't get me wrong...I have no aversion (duh..) to the word 'fuck' and I certainly enjoy seeing boobs, and I don't mind helping someone up if they fall....BUT, not inside a stadium that holds 70,000 fuckin people with some of them being customers that I know. There are also families seated in the area where my seats are. I don't want their kids or anyone else being subjected to constant cursing or the sight of boobs being flashed semi-frequently. I don't want people to complain and then find myself and my 'posse' being escorted out by stadium security. So, I didn't tell her I had the 2 extra tickets.
Sigh................................................I got fuckin old.
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7 comments:
I think it's important to distance yourself from a situation that could be viewed as a disgrace on you - even if the only involvement you had was giving them the tickets.
And, as a mom (not that we go to sporting events), I thank you for thinking of the small fry in attendance. :-)
eh, you aren't old... you're just wise! (I tell myself that all of the time... HA)
Thanks for your note on my blog. I'm one of your 'followers'... also found you through 'the girl we're never 'posed to take home to momma'. Language never bothers me, I've been told I have quite a 'potty mouth' myself!
I used to travel a lot too, before kids. I know that traveling all the time isn't all butterflies and candy canes - but DAMN, it's better than wiping butts - that's for damn sure. Whatever, can't be pissed at him forever I guess... or... can I??? :)
I will just continue to say what I believe is true... BOYS ARE STUPID!!
You old codger you! Look at it this way, at least you don't have to get up to go to the bathroom anymore. You can let your bodily functions go wild seeing as you will probably be in "Depends" now.
/haha! you're old!
OK you didn't give them the tickets.. do you know where they will be during the game now? I'm assuming they will still be drunk and flashing their boobs :)
ETW: Well, thats what I was afraid of..getting 'involved' I mean ;) But..you're right about kids around..shit like that always pissed me off when my daughter was little...hmmm..still does today ;)
the girl..: I hate the fuckers too..always have ;) Uh...what about the 'snow story'? ;)
ttfio: Hehe...I like that... 'wise'..I'm gonna go w/ that :) Great!...I can always use more foul language on my site!! And yes...boys are stupid :)
Bucky: All the girls said I'm smart and wise so ')~~~
Ron: Excellent fucking point! Yes, I do know where they will be...sheesh...glad you posted ;)
I think you made the right decision, Efen. I mean, you can't be associated with that in public (privately is a different matter) and I, like ETW, certainly appreciate your taking the kids into consideration.
The snow story, went a little like this, two girls walking home from bar, very drunk and loud, one decides to white wash the other and the LOUD war continues for about 6 blocks, many brusies, but stomach hurt from laughing. We were those annoying bitches that night.
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