Elle Forcing My Repressed Memory

Elle had asked me to 're-tell' the story of a park that is located near my office, so.....anything for Elle ;)

Even though I go to 'SV' everyfuckinday for lunch, on occasion, I will seek some peace and quiet. There is a park close by that overlooks a tranquil (well, when its not flooding the fuck out of everything and carrying double-wides downstream by the dozens) river. Very picturesque and pretty secluded.

When the weather was nice, I'd go there, sit in my car and read the paper. Usually only me and another car or two. One day I'm there and I notice this pick-up with a camper top pull in. Well, he doesn't exactly just pull in, but circles the lot a few times, giving me 'glances' each time he goes by. I'm thinking 'Buddy, whats your fuckin problem?' So, I do the normal guy thing and just fuckin stare back at him with that 'I may be a serial killer' look. Doesn't seem to faze him much as he pulls into a spot about 30 yards down and up from where I'm parked. While he was making his 'rounds', I did notice a 'Deer Hunter's Assn' sticker on the camper shell. He just sits there and I go back to the Sports page.

A few minutes goes by and in pulls a work van with the name of a local prominent heating/cooling company on the side. This guy parks about 10 feet from the pick-up. I don't pay much attention until I see the 'van guy' get out. He's out but he's just kinda standing there, looking around, giving me 'glances' as well. WTF???? I'm watching but I have the paper kinda up and my sunglasses on so I know 'van guy' can't tell where I'm looking. He turns to the pick-up and walks over. Oh, almost forgot, the pick-up had backed in so 'van guy' was right up to the drivers window of 'pick-up guy'. I can't figure out what in the fuck is going on, 'do these guys know one another?'...it really doesn't appear they do as they don't seem to be saying a fucking word.

THEN.....'van guy' leans over and rest his arms on 'p/u guys' door, kinda all hunched over. Ok, I've been around some, done most shit including 'ultimate guy fantasy', but I can't believe what the fuck I am watching. I can see 'p/u guy' and his arm going up and down like a fuckin jackhammer and 'van guy' has his fuckin eyes glued to the guys lap...OMG!!!!!! This fuckin freak is whackin-off and the other fuckin freak is watching him...and THEN he leans over even fucking more into the open window.....AND THEN.....'van guys' fuckin arm reaches in and I can see its his arm now going up and down!!! He's whackin this fuckin perv off now....and they're both just looking into each others eyes!! FUCK....I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON....and I'm WATCHING this shit. Really.., no shit, I am in fuckin shock. Granted, I can't see the 'actual' handjob but you'd have to be the fuckin village idiot not to figure out what the fuck was happening. It's like when you drive by an auto accident, you don't like what you see, but you look anyway. Did I mention I was in fuckin shock???? Finally, I guess 'van guy' was able to accomplish his 'mission' cuz 'p/u guy' kinda leaned back in his seat, shook, and that was it. Now, this is the part that I still can't believe, when they 'parted', they just fuckin nodded to each other..NODDED...is fucking 'nodding' like gayspeak now?? Oh man..I nodded at a guy yesterday.

They then just both drove off. I was also shocked to realize that a guy that had a 'Missouri Deer Hunter' sticker on his truck could be gay. Oh fuck....besides 'nodding' at a guy, I deer hunt too. I think I need to go to a strip club and see boobs....quickly.

Happy now, Elle?

Uh..btw...I'm waiting ;)