Monday, May 3, 2010

WTF..Am I 17 again??

I know its been quite awhile. Blame Elle....she got me into that 'twit' fuckin thing, which I admit, because of my extremely short attention span, I kinda like it. I mean I like it until you have more than one thought, then you're fucked. Uh..I guess that means I haven't had more than 1 thought in over a fuckin month...yeah, sounds about right. As a matter of fact, thats pretty much what this post is all about.

Lately...and how do I type this out w/o sounding like some back-alley perv....ok, lately, I've been fairly  strongly obsessed with S-E-X. Which, surprise me because I thought I was pretty obsessed before. But sheesh...its gettin fairly ridiculous. Before (and several of my female readers will attest) I would always drop 'hints' about seeing boobs and the such, which I considered pretty fuckin normal for a guy..and still do. But...there was always room in my brain for other shit the last month, not so fuckin much. It's like I'm a pimply-faced fuckin teenager again (ok...I made up that 'pimply' thing..somehow I dodged that)

It just seems wherever I look, I'm always finding some girl who strikes me as extremely 'do-able'. Again, not far off the norm but at a higher level than before. There isn't anything really specific that I can say to illustrate my, er...uh..point (see?)....maybe its just a mental thing. I mean I'm not surfing porn any more than I did before, not making any more sexual innuendos to the girls at SV than I did before ( be honest, there is a chick there (looks amazingly like a Kate Hudson and/or Ellen Barkin) who has been very 'friendly' and quite open about the things she likes and how much I would enjoy the things she does. Again, not blowing my own horn (see.....again) but this isn't something that hasn't occurred before so thats not the reason.

I'll admit, and it isn't like me to be this frank, but I find myself in an 'uncomfortable' position quite often...and, as only known to a select few one few, I then I have to take certain precautions (sorry for being cryptic but fuck, it is my blog..and NO, it isn't what you're thinking..geez..your minds;) so it doesn't become embarrassing. Again, not anything that unusual but the frequency of it is.

I know how intelligent my readers are (if there's any left) so I thought maybe someone could offer some insight to my dilemma, problem, issues, whatthefuckever you wanna call it. Hey, you have my attention (fuck...see, again).


Lauren said...

Maybe it's all the beautiful women you've "met" on Twitter. Elle introduced you to some real knock-outs.

Efen said...

Ahh...excellent point :)

Elle said...

Uh, yeah...what she said. Duh.

Heh. Well, it could be the onset of summer and the thought of all that extra exposed skin you're about to encounter. Or, you're just excited about baseball season.

Or, you're a perv. A smart, funny perv, which is why we love you. I say enjoy it and be glad that, unlike when you were a teenager, you're a horny perv with credit cards. Rejoice! I know I am.

Efen said...

Elle: I don't think its a 'summer' thing altho that certainly has it's major Hadn't thought of it but sorta doubt it, even tho its a passion, it wouldn't make me feel 'uncomfortable'. Actually, if it did, that WOULD be waaay fucked up ')

Your 2nd 'maybe' does have its merits..I can't argue about anything you said there, especially the credit card thing. I have learned 1 thing as I've gotten older, chicks do dig money :)

Ya know...sometimes I think I can hear you 'rejoicing' ;)

Anonymous said...

Oh what an easy solution - have more sex ! I wish I was afflicted with this illness.

Missed you.

The Dish said...

Yeahm I think The Husband gets worse as he gets older. Who the fuck am I to complain?

Efen said...

The Girl: One would think that would work...nope. Missed you too!!

Dish: So, that wouldn't really be 'worse', would it? ')

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Wait.... you're saying this condition is abnormal????

Texas Gator Girl said...

ok, FIRST- you're on Twitter? wtf? Apparently, I am the LAST person on earth that is NOT on twitter (before it was YOU &, it's just ME...again, wtf?)

SECOND - is it a BAD thing that you like S-E-X so much?? ;)

THIRD - glad you're back! woo hoo! um, does this mean I have to get my shit together & start blogging again?!?

Loni's World said...

I am with you! I wish Saul was on my page! lol I feel like a perv :)

Loni's World said...

plus those boobies in that pic are just jumping out! so its not your fault at all ha-ha

Efen said...

TGG: LOL...SO nice to see you again!! :) Yeah..I'm pretty shocked I'm a 'twit' now ;) Hmm..I always thought you had your shit together before :)

Loni: And....GREAT to see you again :)'re right...ITS not my fault...never is ;)