Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Sort of an Update..

Dad and I met with the Hematologist/Oncologist yesterday. The Dr. said there two main types of treatment available. One is chemo through an IV, twice a week, 30 minutes per. The other is 'pill form'. While the latter sounds perfect, turns out it has more side effects than the IV method, plus the IV way is a little more aggressive. At this point I'm sure the 'IV Method' is going to be the choice. He has one more test, a bone marrow biopsy, this Thursday. By this time next week, I'm sure the IV thing will be all scheduled. I still marvel at Dad's inability to be fazed.

I'm sure y'all are on 'pins and needles' regarding the progress of the bathroom. Actually, except for some small finishing details (and painting) it should be done this week. I'll wait until the painting is done to post some pics. And....I'm pretty pleased ;)

Now....I have an 'issue'. My fuckin HP printer at home quit working, well, it will print in color but won't print in black. So, I figured even though I had replaced the black cartridge less than 3 months ago, it needed replacing again. So, go out and spend $22 fuckin dollars for a cartridge, pop in and....................nothing..not one fucking thing. Spend some time trying to clean the printer head, again, nothing. Then, I did what I dread and truthfully, what I know fuckin better to do...I called 'Support'. I was on the fuckin phone with 'them' for 1 hour and 17 minutes, and here's the 'best part', not once was I able to tell anyone what the fuck the problem was. I spoke to...ready...13 FUCKIN MORONS!. Every mothafuckin time I was transferred to the wrong fucking department!

Sounds impossible doesn't it...it finally got to the point (after about person #6) that I would cut them off and ask if this was the Dept. for PhotoSmart D-series printer...and I would get "No, I'll transfer you". Then it went like this, repeatedly:

Me: Noooo, DO NOT TRANSFER ME! I'll end up in the wrong place again!!

Support Idiot: No Sir...I promise you I'll see you get to the right Dept...and I'm sorry for your frustration.

Me: Thats what the others have said. I want to talk to your Supervisor!

SI: Sir...I can transfer you. Its not hard to do.

Me: Well it must be cuz I never get there.

SI: Sir, I promise you. I'll even stay on the line to make sure.

Me: Uh..alright then.

Sure the fuck enough, I get put back through 'transfer hell' again...wrong fuckin deparment...again, and that fucker lied about staying on the line.

Me: Stop right there...I've talked to 12 other idiots in over an hour, 2 have flat out lied to me. I want to talk to your Supervisor..NOW!

SI: Sir..I realize your frustrated, but I can help you.

Me: You don't have a clue how fuckin frustrated or pissed I am. I want your Supervisor..I'm done with you.

SI: Sir..my Supervisor won't be able to help you.

Me: Why...is he stupid?

SI: (silence......) Uh..no sir, thats not the reason.

Me: Then he's incompetent? Like the 12 other people I have spoke to prior to you?

SI: Sir....I'm gonna transfer you to the right department..I promise and I'll stay on the line just to show you that we understand your frustration.

Me: Fuck this and fuck your company. I'm gonna throw the fuckin thing in the trash and buy something else.

SI: Sir..there really is no need for that language.

Me: You fuckin serious? If there's one thing that is needed is this type of fuckin language. Ya see, me being nice for over an hour hasn't accomplished one fuckin thing. You 'being sorry' doesn't accomplish one fuckin thing. Understanding my frustration hasn't accomplished one fucking thing. Bottom line is that you fuckin people don't give a shit, just hit that fuckin 'transfer' button, then you're done, on to the next poor fuckin asshole. Well...if my language offended you then I do have to say...."Too fuckin bad and I apologize for your frustration!".

I hung the fucking thing up. Hmmm....I wonder what Best Buy has on sale?

10 comments:

Gator Foodie said...

LMAO!! That's the EFEN I know & love!!! :) Can't wait to see the bathroom pics...& I hope whatever treatment Dad chooses works the best! :)

The Dish said...

I love it! That is fantastic. Don't you hate stupid fucking people?

Glad your bathroom is almost done, that has to be a great feeling!

As for Dad, as long as you are comfortable with his Doc and his staff, I would follow their recommendations. They will take care of him ;)

Anonymous said...

You've got more balls than I do! (well obviously) I had an issue w/ my HP scanner and I was on the phone for around the same amount of time. Although he actually fixed my problem. I couldn't bring myself to cuss at them though.

Hope your dad is on the road to recovery.

Loni's World said...

Good luck to your Dad. I wish him the best. :)

Wow I think you are right I seem to get that sometimes too, I think there is a company people hire just to divert the calls or "transfer" as they call it lol.
I would have gone off on them sooner but I am just mean so...

J Fab said...

Yep... you're back. I HATE HATE HATE customer service. It's always someone in Pakistan, too. Urrrgggghhh.

Looking forward to the after pics. I am so glad that the options are there and aren't so bad. Your dad is a trooper, I just know he is. You are a wonderful son, too. XOXO

Thanks for the comments on my last blog about the baby pics. You are rotten! (I love it, too!)

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Wishing your dad the best and you too. It's tough on the whole family. Ugh customer service, what a bitch. I had one time where I kept getting transferred back and forth between the same two people who kept insisting the other person was the only one that could help me. I had to go off and tell them to figure it out amongst themselves instead of playing ping pong with me. Naturally I never got an answer.

The Girl said...

I was thinking to myself after the "pleased about the bathroom" comment, how can Efen be pleased, it's no fun when he is pleased...then I got the printer story. I feel all fulfilled and warm and fuzzy inside now. Prayers for your Dad, hugs for you XXXOOO

Efen said...

TGG: Hehe....One would think I would 'mature' some ;) Thank you, dear :)

Bitchy: Yes..I can't wait for the fuckin mess to be over! We have no choice but to follow their plan...and I do have faith in them :)

Vinomom: The hard part for me is NOT to cuss...even when I'm not pissed ;) Thank you!!

Yo: Whoa....been a long time. Hope all is well! I was scared, still am but now hopeful as well. Thank you and great to 'see' you :)

Loni: Very sweet and my thanks. Yeah, I have mellowed I guess ;)

J-Fab: ;) I just want that fuckin BR done! Hehe..well...you know I had to comment ;) TY for your kind words :) XOXO back at ya ;)

Ron: Thanks alot, very nice of you to say. They probably went to work for HP....fuckers ')

The Girl: See...I know not to disappoint you, honey ;)
Thank you for the prayers..and those XOXOX thingys...thats hot ;)

Elle said...

Hope everything is going well with your dad...I miss my Efen :)

Kimberly said...

Omg...you have the worst phone luck of anyone I've read about. Omg....